THE TUCKAHOE HARPOON AND HOMELAND STAR 7/15/19 A DIAGNOSTIC HYMN IF YOUR HEART HAS GONE TO WHEEZING LIKE A RUSTED RENTAL PUMP IF YOUR ORANGE GROVE HAS SUNK INTO A FESTERED FECAL DUMP IF YOUR CAMEL HAS COME DOWN WITH CARCINOMA OF THE HUMP IF YOUR MOTOR HOME IS STUCK BETWEEN A SINK-HOLE AND A STUMP IF MISS LIBERTY HAS SHRIVELED FROM A FAVE INTO A FRUMP IF THE CRAP THAT YOU’VE BEEN EATING GAVE YOUR GULLET SUCH A LUMP THAT YOUR VOICE HAS CHANGED TO BLEATING LIKE A SHEEP CAUGHT IN A SUMP IF YOUR IMAGE IN THE MIRROR OSCILLATES 'TWIXT CHIMP AND CHUMP IT’S SURE THAT YOU’VE BEEN TUNING IN TOO MUCH TO DONALD TRUMP. -RANDALL QUEEQUEG First Harpooner (ret.)