CAROL TO A CONVICTED QUACK, 8/22/2018
From the First Harpooner
Shrivel slimeward, you are naught
The train has left, the stock has tanked
You’ve been accused and chased and caught,
Arraigned, condemned and bare-ass spanked
Your ragged ass is stigmatized
To leering crowds, in lurid tint,
Your downturns duly itemized
In living color and hard print
Seek out for tea and sympathy
Your co-parishioners in hell
Who’ll raise this toast to Infamy:
“Enjoy your loss, you’ve earned it well.”
From the First Harpooner
Shrivel slimeward, you are naught
The train has left, the stock has tanked
You’ve been accused and chased and caught,
Arraigned, condemned and bare-ass spanked
Your ragged ass is stigmatized
To leering crowds, in lurid tint,
Your downturns duly itemized
In living color and hard print
Seek out for tea and sympathy
Your co-parishioners in hell
Who’ll raise this toast to Infamy:
“Enjoy your loss, you’ve earned it well.”
Well said! What a totally FAKE PERSON we have in the Oval Office, hopefully not much longer.
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